Mike Johnson: The Holy Hypocrite Who Sold His Soul
He knows Trump is drowning in fraud, conflicts of interests, lies, and corruption. But like a pig in mud, Johnson rolls right in, soaked in lies, hate, racism, grifting, and crime. And instead of cleaning off, he clutches his Bible, smiles, and dares to call himself America’s moral compass, pretending scripture blesses the filth he’s wallowing in.
I believe The Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, has no business sitting a heartbeat away from the Oval Office. None. Zero. And every American who cares about democracy should be screaming this from the rooftops.
This is the man who preaches Christianity like a salesman peddling Bibles at a truck stop. Southern Baptist. Evangelical. Faith is “central” to his life, he tells us. But I’ve got one question for Mr. Johnson: what Bible are you reading? Because the one I know doesn’t condone lying, cheating, grifting, or enabling a twice-impeached, 91-times indicted, 34-time convicted felon who’s been found liable for sexual assault, business fraud, and every other kind of moral collapse imaginable.
And yet there he is, standing right next to Donald Trump, proudly carrying water for him like the obedient foot soldier he’s become.
Johnson Knows Exactly Who Trump Is
Let’s stop pretending Mike Johnson doesn’t know who Trump is. Johnson knows.
He knows Trump cheated on Wife #1 with Wife #2, got her pregnant, then cheated on Wife #2 with Wife #3. He knows Trump slept with a Playboy model while Wife #3 was pregnant, then jumped into bed with a porn star four months later. He knows Trump stood behind a podium during COVID and told the American people the virus would “disappear like magic” while Americans died by the hundreds of thousands. He knows Trump was found liable for rape in civil court. He knows about the $83.3 million judgment for defaming E. Jean Carroll. He knows Trump owes another $355 million for business fraud in New York. And that’s before interest.
Johnson knows Trump pardoned January 6th rioters who beat cops with flagpoles while trying to overturn an election.
He knows Trump is now running what may be the biggest crypto con in American history, while stacking his inner circle with even more crooks and sycophants. And yet, like a pig rolling happily in filth, Mike Johnson wades deeper into the muck—covered in the stench of division, lies, hate, racism, grifting, and criminality. Instead of washing off the slime, he smiles, clutches his Bible, and pretends he’s still the moral compass of the nation, as if scripture somehow sanctifies the mud he’s wallowing in.
Please.
Christianity Isn’t the Problem — Johnson Is
Let’s be clear. This isn’t about Christianity. Millions of Christians across America live their faith with real integrity. They feed the hungry. They serve others. They love their neighbors.
Mike Johnson uses his faith like camouflage. It’s a marketing tool. A smokescreen to justify his thirst for power.
Because if Johnson truly believed in the values he claims to stand for, honesty, integrity, humility, service, he wouldn’t be anywhere near Donald Trump. He’d be running from him like his hair was on fire.
But he’s not. Instead, Johnson has chained himself to Trump’s wagon, and when Trump drives it off a cliff, Johnson’s going with him.
Now He’s Threatening California
And now, Johnson’s turned his fire on my state. My home.
Standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Trump, Johnson has the audacity to suggest that Governor Gavin Newsom should be “tarred and feathered.” Why? Because Newsom was elected, by the voters of California. That's Trump’s own words, by the way: “His crime? He was elected.”
This isn’t politics. This is authoritarian garbage.
And let me make one thing crystal clear for the rest of the country: Californians are doing just fine without Mike Johnson or Donald Trump’s opinions. Gavin Newsom is presiding over the fourth largest economy on the planet. Karen Bass is leading one of the most diverse, resilient, and thriving cities in the world. Businesses are growing. Families are building lives. And we’re doing it while MAGA clowns like Johnson sit on cable news spewing hate and lies.
We don’t need them here. We don’t want them here. And we’re sure as hell not afraid of them.
The Party of Hate, Grift, and Hypocrisy
Mike Johnson talks about family values while serving the most amoral man in modern American political history.
He talks about law and order while defending a man convicted of 34 felonies.
He talks about decency while cheerleading for a president who publicly mocks disabled reporters, veterans, Gold Star families, and anyone who doesn’t kiss his ring.
He talks about “saving America” while backing a man who’s openly threatening to jail his political opponents, pardon insurrectionists, and destroy our system of checks and balances.
Mike Johnson sold his soul for power. And in doing so, he’s thrown gasoline on Trump’s bonfire of hate and division.
My Message to Johnson and Trump
Mike Johnson and Donald Trump, you don’t get to stroll into California and lecture us about values while you’re up to your necks in lies, grifts, and criminality.
You want to play tough guy? You want to threaten governors and mayors doing their jobs while your leader is out here blowing up our economy, torching our democracy, and kissing up to foreign dictators?
No. Not here. Not now. Not ever.
You can all go to hell.
What’s at Stake
I believe we are living through a dangerous moment. Trump has already shown the world what he’s willing to do when given powe, and now he’s stacking the deck with enablers like Mike Johnson who will help him go even further.
This isn’t politics as usual. This is the systematic dismantling of everything America stands for — free elections, rule of law, checks and balances, decency, accountability, truth.
I’m worried for our kids. I’m worried for my grandkids. I’m worried about the future of this country if people like Johnson keep selling out their so-called values in exchange for power.
But here’s the good news: we still get to vote. We still get to speak up. We still get to say, “Not on our watch.”
And we damn well better do it.
Mitch Jackson, Esq. | links
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Absolutely, in every way, you are correct. He is incompetent to serve and should be removed along with all the other Trump cohorts. All this will fall.