He knows Trump is drowning in fraud, conflicts of interests, lies, and corruption. But like a pig in mud, Johnson rolls right in, soaked in lies, hate, racism, grifting, and crime. And instead of cleaning off, he clutches his Bible, smiles, and dares to call himself America’s moral compass, pretending scripture blesses the filth he’s wallowing in.
I believe The Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, has no business sitting a heartbeat away from the Oval Office. None. Zero. And every American who cares about democracy should be screaming this from the rooftops.
This is the man who preaches Christianity like a salesman peddling Bibles at a truck stop. Southern Baptist. Evangelical. Faith is “central” to his life, he tells us. But I’ve got one question for Mr. Johnson: what Bible are you reading? Because the one I know doesn’t condone lying, cheating, grifting, or enabling a twice-impeached, 91-times indicted, 34-time convicted felon who’s been found liable for sexual assault, business fraud, and every other kind of moral collapse imaginable.
And yet there he is, standing right next to Donald Trump, proudly carrying water for him like the obedient foot soldier he’s become.
Johnson Knows Exactly Who Trump Is
Let’s stop pretending Mike Johnson doesn’t know who Trump is. Johnson knows.
He knows Trump cheated on Wife #1 with Wife #2, got her pregnant, then cheated on Wife #2 with Wife #3. He knows Trump slept with a Playboy model while Wife #3 was pregnant, then jumped into bed with a porn star four months later. He knows Trump stood behind a podium during COVID and told the American people the virus would “disappear like magic” while Americans died by the hundreds of thousands. He knows Trump was found liable for rape in civil court. He knows about the $83.3 million judgment for defaming E. Jean Carroll. He knows Trump owes another $355 million for business fraud in New York. And that’s before interest.
Johnson knows Trump pardoned January 6th rioters who beat cops with flagpoles while trying to overturn an election.
He knows Trump is now running what may be the biggest crypto con in American history, while stacking his inner circle with even more crooks and sycophants. And yet, like a pig rolling happily in filth, Mike Johnson wades deeper into the muck—covered in the stench of division, lies, hate, racism, grifting, and criminality. Instead of washing off the slime, he smiles, clutches his Bible, and pretends he’s still the moral compass of the nation, as if scripture somehow sanctifies the mud he’s wallowing in.
Please.