(Scene: A bland government office. An American flag droops sadly in the corner. Pam Bondi leans back in her chair, sipping a Diet Coke. Kash Patel sits across from her, looking down as his phone while fiddling with a Trump 2028 keychain.)
Fly on the Wall: Watching Pam Bondi and Kash Patel Laugh Off Trump’s Corruption While America Pays the Price
